seeking a friend for the end of the world:

I have been in a pretty foul mood for the last couple of days to the point that today I became convinced that the only real solution to the problems at hand was fast food, bad action movies, and a trip to the liquor store in that order. while I set about my mission, it began to rain - and I mean seriously raining, too. the kind that obscures the road and forces you to turn the music down and somehow only ever happens when you're driving. in my rear view mirror, the sky was almost black, but looking out the windshield, there was a single, fluffy cloud and nothing but clear blue sky, which created the impression that it was somehow raining solely on me.

and while I do not appreciate the universe making sport of my dilemmas, problems, and situations, I did smile a little bit even though I tried not to, because like it not, it was pretty funny.